Dress yourself with newspaper

by Meenakshi Patra
(Bhubaneswar, Orissa, India)

We maintain a long distance relationship... He often keeps me asking over phone about what I am wearing... Sometimes, I say "leaf" or "paper" just to tease him. Whenever I say that, he says that he will chew off the paper. On his birthday, I planned something exciting.... We were out on a holiday for 2 days.... When he went to the bathroom for a shower, I covered myself completely with newspaper and stuck it with cello tape all over and kept waiting for him.When he came out of the bathroom, he forgot to shut his mouth... and what followed was amazing.... Try this some day.